Skip to main content

Strikes, rain, and wool. Oh my!


Part One: Iceland. This land is full of way more than ice. Volcanoes, lava, geothermal areas, and mountains as far as the eye can see! 

Well the trip started off rocky to say the least. Enroute to the airport we got a lovely email saying our flight had been cancelled from Toronto to Reykjavik. Needless to say we were pissed. IcelandAir pilots are on a passive strike of calling in sick... And we were lucky winners of "sick pilots". After Stephen sat on the phone for 45 minutes we finally arranged a new flight from Toronto to Amsterdam and then to Reykjavik. Making our total traveling time 27 hours with a 9 hour layover in TO. It did give me a good excuse to see some family (Hi Aunt Nette!) and Stephen to see a friend from childhood, but I was ridiculously grumpy by it all. 
After receiving a VERY thorough "pat down" (boob and butt lifting included) from security in Amsterdam and then a thorough inspecting of my bag (including every pair of my underwear) we were on our way to Reykjavik! 

We arrived in Reykjavik, where we got a rental car - a beauty 1998 Rav 4. We did arrive in Reykjavik 10 hours later than first planned, so it was pretty crappy we missed out on almost an entire day of exploring. Next stop - The Blue Lagoon. It's a geothermal spa built on a lava field. Making the waters naturally about 37-40 degrees. Initially it was runoff from a powerplant that everyone started bathing in. Seems legit right? It's about 2/3 saline solution. The locals advise not wetting your hair in the water... Silly me decided it would be OK. WRONG. Haven't been able to brush my hurr since. Poor hair.

Next we went downtown Reykjavik for best meal I've ever had in my entire life. (Sorry mom) Local fish/lobster with a million different sauces and goodies. Words can't even describe how good this was. Only noises. 

The next day we set off to explore the island. Stopping in villages, waterfalls, beaches etc. It's amazing how quickly the landscape changes here, in a 10 minute drive you are surrounded by unique surroundings unlike the last. We picked up some hitchhikers from Slovakia. Paid $2.40/L for gas... Saw some touristy sights. I'd rather post some pictures than go into boring detail about what we saw. Plus I'm already bored with typing this post. Yay A.D.D!

Fun Fact: We discovered Iceland has a cool/weird/complicated way of naming. If the first name you want to name your kid hasn't been used before it has to be approved by the Iceland naming committee. So no stupid names like Apple, Blue or any other fucky names us retarded North Americans come up with. And then last names are not passed on. You take your fathers first name and add an ending based on your gender. Example: Jaleesa Georgesdottir (George's daughter). Or my brother would be Jordan Georgesson (George's son). Kind of cool, but makes it impossible to trace history or know you aren't marrying your cousin in a small country of 450 000. Ew. The language here is nothing like I've ever heard/seen. Their incredibly thick accents with rolling r's and outrageously long amounts of letters on everything makes it hard to read/speak ANYTHING. 

And to answer the question I know you're allnwondering: no I didn't see Bjork in a swan dress. Le sigh. 

Anyway.... Bring on the pictures already Jaleesa. Geez. 
Blue Lagoony-ness

Just a wee bit rainy....

Don't climb the rocks?

You're not the boss of me Iceland!

Vik & the black sand beach

Vik



Waterfalls. There are a lot around Iceland.... A LOT. 

Just hanging behind a waterfall... No big deal. Not cold at all. 

He made me do this.
What up mountainous volcanos.

             <===== dis is North America     dis is Europe ======>
      Continental divide - where Pangea separated.  

   Yogging the continental divide. Ps J's = Y in Iceland.
   Ex: Yaleesa is yogging

 
    "don't eat me Asian!" - Icelandic bird

      Purdy-Gurdy


Part One Compete. Nordic-tastic.
Onto Scandinavia land AKA the penis of Europe. (it's shaped like a penis, look at a map)
The End 







Comments

  1. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Eeeeehehehe this post is awesome! Keep em coming Yaleesa ;)

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Scandinavia in a nutshell

Part Dos: Scandinavia  The Scandinavian adventure began in Oslo, Norway. After quickly learning our Canadian manners had no place here... We loaded up our bags and set our sights on fancy pants Oslo. And were we ever disappointed. It is considered one of the most expensive cities in the world.... Why? Beats me. I expected to get off the train and be blinded by blonde hair and blue eyes. WRONG. This place gives melting pot a new definition and makes Edmonton look like nothing. After cruising through downtown Oslo we finally arrived at our prison cell... I mean hostel... For serious this place had to be a prison in the past.  Anyway.. Oslo is fucking weird. They have naked people statues EVERYWHERE. We visited Frogner  Park... Which was littered with naked men/women/child/baby statues. Some of them were super fucking weird. Refer to pictures below. We also saw a guy dressed like teen wolf in the park, and people were bringing their children over to say hi to it. Yeah becau...

A little bit of Scottish country life

I had the amazing opportunity to go stay in a little farming village of Ladybank on my journey in Scotland. My mom and dad had met this fantastic couple while they were on their honeymoon in Jamaica a couple years ago, and they took me in for a night no questions asked. John & Donna and their two little girls Lucy & Hannah (and babe #3 on the way) live on a farm in Fife and ever so graciously gave me a couch to sleep on, sufficiently watered me, (with beer and Irn Bru) and feed me.  While there I got to experience their local social event of the year - The Fife Farm Show. Complete with tractors, sheep, highland cows (google what these are RIGHT meow), beer, more beer, and even some bag pipes whaling away in the background. Pretty much just a giant excuse to get off your rocker drunk. John assured me they don't all dance around in kilts to bagpipes while eating haggis.... But I think this might be a fib since I A) Heard bagpipes all day long B) Saw John in a kilt - even took...